Blimey! Vodafone UK's gone and caught the tech bug. They're not just dipping their toes in the 5G pool; they're doing cannonballs! Word on the street is that 39% of UK businesses are itching to get their mitts on this fancy 5G Standalone tech. But Vodafone's not stopping there – oh no! They've got this cheeky little AI chatbot called TOBi. This digital whizz-kid's handling a million natter sessions a month, sorting out 70% of queries faster than you can say "cuppa". It's like having a super-smart, never-sleeping customer service rep. Who needs beauty sleep when you've got algorithms, eh?